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Haryanvi joke cum poem on Bio-metric attendance system

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As of we all know that Haryana is a very funny state and it's people make fun and poetry on every type of situation so now keep reading new and funny poem and enjoy.... 
 
 
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जब से सूनी बायोमैटृिक की 
खलबली सी माच गी 
हाजिरी तो लागेगी दिन मै 
पर नीदं राताँ की भाज गी.. 
जब से सूनी.. 
इब आना होगा टेम पै 
अर जाना भी होगा टैम पै 
या मशीन तो न्यू लागै सै 
जनूं कालक सी कोऐ लाग गी. 
जब से सूनी... 
मास्टर न्यूं कैंह स ईब तो 
गाम आले भी न्यूं करै हाँसी.. 
ये मास्टर नयूं रहैं सै ईब तो 
जन्यूं बहू सी इन्की भाज गी.. 
जब से सूनी... 
ईब पाटेगा बेरा नौकरी का 
और ईब सम्भलना होगा 
हाँसी करया करदे सरपचां की 
इब तो या आपनै ऊपर ऐ बाज गी... 
जब से सूनी.. 
 
 
 
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Bharun hatya ki kavita in Haryanavi -Kyun duniya dekhan ti date mane

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Now from last few years peoples has started to killing girl child and stopped accepting them from birth and they kill the baby girl after birth or before birth with the help of Doctors,,,, 
So today i feel'd much pain in my heart that why everyone is doing that? 
if they wish to adopted a boy baby then why they don't think about can they get birth bay male? 
and can they live alone without a female life partner then if everyone think about that then how the next generation adjust that? 
 
 
 
when i feel'd pain of to be born baby i can't stop my tears.... 
then what speaks were come out from my heart i wrote them on a paper now i'm going to present this haryanvi poem on save girl child or care for future... 
 
 
below i'm going to present a painful speaks of my heart as a would be girl baby...   
 
and i feel'd very happy after few days of writing this poem i listen in the news that government has started a mission with the name of Beti Bachao Beti Padho 
 
दोस्तों एक दिन आँखें बेहेन लगी ये सोच के की क्या सोचती होगी वो नादान बच्ची जो दुनिया में आने से पहले ही मार दी जाती है 
 
उसकी बातों को सोच के जो दर्द उठा उसको अपने हरयाणवी शब्दों में आपके सामने पेश कर रहा हूँ अच्छा लगे तो अपने दोस्तों के साथ वेबसाइट का लिंक शेयर करते हुए बनटे जरूर।।। 
 
 
भ्रूण हत्या कविता हरयाणवी में 
 
 
क्यूँ दुनिया देखण ती डाटे मने 
क्यूँ घरां आंण ती नाटे मने 
 
 
कोई लीडर ते, कोई क्रिकेटर बन री स 
इंतनी सुंदरता ले री झणु कोई फुलवारी खिल री स 
तेरी काया का टुकड़ा शूं में 
क्यूँ मेरी ही मौत तूं बण री स 
दुनिया में आणदे कुछ बण जाणदे 
यो एक इम्तिहान दे जाणदे मने 
क्यूँ दुनिया देखण ती डाटे मने 
क्यूँ घरां आंण ती नाटे मने 
 
 
या सारी दुनिया छोरी जणं की भी ख़ुशी मनारी स 
एक तूं से जो मेरे आण ती पेल्याँ सिंगा माटी ठारी स 
एक बे ज़न्म लेण दे, फेर कर्म करण दे 
तूं भी किसी के जन्मी थी फेर मने क्यों बिसरारी स 
इन छोरियां ने भी नाम कमाया 
फेर क्यूँ डॉक्टर की हाथी कटे मने 
क्यूँ दुनिया देखण ती डाटे मने 
क्यूँ घरां आंण ती नाटे मने 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
kyun duniya dekhan ti date mane 
kuyn gharan aan ti nate mane 
 
 
Koi leader te, koi cricketer ban ri se 
intni sunderta le ri jhanu koi fulwari khil ri se 
Teri kaya ka hisa shu me 
kyun meri hi mout tu ban ri se 
Duniya me aande kuchh ban jande 
yo ek imtihan de jande mane 
Kyun duniya dekhan ti date mane 
kuyn gharan aan ti nate mane 
 
 
ya sari duniya chhori jann ki bhi khushi manari se 
ek tun se jo mere aan ti pehlan singa mathi thari se 
ek be janam len de, fer karam karn de 
Tun bhi kisi ke janmi thi fer mane kyun bisrari se 
In chhoriyan ne bhi naam kamaya 
kyun docter ki hathi kate mane 
Kyun duniya dekhan ti date mane 
kuyn gharan aan ti nate mane 
 
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Bharun hatya ki kavita in Haryanavi -Kyun duniya dekhan ti date mane

Bharun hatya ki kavita in Haryanavi -Kyun duniya dekhan ti date mane Now from last few years peoples has started to killing girl child a...

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