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Donald Trump Jokes You Can’t Miss English-Hindi Mix

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Donald Trump Jokes You Can’t Miss English-Hindi Mix

Donald Trump Jokes You Can’t Miss English-Hindi Mix

Donald Trump Jokes You Can’t Miss English-Hindi Mix

Donald Trump Jokes You Can’t Miss English-Hindi Mix

Donald Trump Jokes You Can’t Miss English-Hindi Mix

Donald Trump Jokes You Can’t Miss English-Hindi Mix

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1. Why did Donald Trump bring a ladder to the White House?

Because he wanted to take his approval ratings to the next level!

2. What’s Trump’s favorite type of music?

Wall-to-wall hits!

3. Why did Donald Trump start a gardening business?

He heard he was good at “planting” ideas.

4. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite game?

Monopoly — because he already knows how to build hotels everywhere.

5. Why did Donald Trump bring an umbrella to a press conference?

In case there was a little “shade” from reporters.

6. How does Donald Trump like his sandwiches?

With extra “cheese” — it makes them more appealing.

7. Why did Donald Trump stare at the orange juice carton?

It said “Concentrate.”

8. What do you call Donald Trump when he’s cold?

A Chill-ionaire.

9. Why doesn’t Donald Trump write long emails?

Because he prefers short “tweets.”

10. How did Donald Trump try to fix the computer?

He built a firewall — literally.

11. Why did Donald Trump open a bakery?

Because he wanted to make America “bake” again.

12. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite kind of math?

Division — especially with walls.

13. Why did Donald Trump bring a map to dinner?

So he could find the main course… and the borders.

14. What do you call Donald Trump when he’s telling bedtime stories?

The President of Snooze.

15. Why did Donald Trump buy a pencil factory?

Because he wanted to draw more attention.

16. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite vegetable?

The wall-nut.

17. Why did Donald Trump bring a ruler to the press briefing?

To measure his popularity in inches… it was safer than percentages.

18. How does Donald Trump stay cool in summer?

By sitting in the shade of his own tweets.

19. Why did Donald Trump refuse to play chess?

Because he didn’t want to deal with too many “checks.”

20. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite workout?

Press conferences.

21. Why did Donald Trump bring a flashlight to the meeting?

To shine a light on his bright ideas.

22. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite fruit?

Peach… but not in Congress.

23. Why did Donald Trump apply for a library card?

To have the biggest collection of self-help books.

24. What do you call Donald Trump’s autobiography?

The Art of the Meal.

25. Why did Donald Trump start wearing glasses?

To make his vision for America even clearer.

26. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite subject in school?

Economics… and recess.

27. Why did Donald Trump open a zoo?

Because he already knew how to handle political animals.

28. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Wall-nilla.

29. Why did Donald Trump stand next to a mirror?

For a cabinet meeting.

30. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite kind of movie?

Anything with a big build-up.

31. Why did Donald Trump bring a suitcase to the White House?

Because he wanted to carry the nation forward.

32. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite mode of transport?

Air Force Pun.

33. Why did Donald Trump take up painting?

So he could draw more attention.

34. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite dance move?

The wall-slide.

35. Why did Donald Trump sit next to a globe?

So he could keep an eye on world affairs.

36. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite card game?

Go Build.

37. Why did Donald Trump open a cinema?

Because he loves big blockbusters.

38. What do you call Donald Trump when he’s gardening?

The Hedge of State.

39. Why did Donald Trump bring a ladder to the debate?

To reach new heights in politics.

40. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite weather?

Sunny with a chance of applause.

41. Why did Donald Trump start using GPS?
So he could always find the right direction… and the borders.

42. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite breakfast?
Toast with extra “butter” — he loves a good spread.

43. Why did Donald Trump go to the music store?
To buy more “trump-ets.”

44. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite sport?
Golf — because every hole is a victory.

45. Why did Donald Trump install mirrors in every room?
So he could reflect on his achievements.

46. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite type of shoe?
Loafers — less walking, more talking.

47. Why did Donald Trump carry a paintbrush?
To add more color to his speeches.

48. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite animal?
A “wall”-rus.

49. Why did Donald Trump join a cooking class?
So he could learn how to stir things up.

50. What’s Donald Trump’s favorite board game?
Guess Who — he always wins.