English jokes by titu pitu

English jokes by titu pitu

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Once, when walking with his friend Titu down a crowded city street, he said with great excitement, "L-l-l-l-look at that g-g-g-girl. W-w-w-what a f-f-f-f-f-f-figure!"

"Where? Where?" demanded Titu, equally excited, once Jones had managed to get his message across.

"Too late," said Pitu, quite calm. "She walked into a building."

A moment later, he said, "L-l-l-l-look at that c-c-c-car. N-n-n-n- never saw s-s-s-s-s----"

"Where? Where?" demanded Titu again.

"Turned the corner," said Pitu briefly.

A few minutes passed and Pitu began again, "L-l-l-l-l-look..."

Titu, weary of having everything over before Pitu could finish, said, "It's all right. I see, I see..."

There was a brief pause and then Pitu said, "If you saw it, why did you step in it?"

English jokes by titu pitu